Is it that hard to make a napkin dispenser?

Macca's - that purveyor of fine foods. please make a decent napkin dispenser. i mean, it is 2011 (nearly 2012), and they still have those 1970 napkin dispensers. and it's not like they actually dispense. you'd have more lucking getting a wild boar carcass out of a crocodiles mouth. all i want is one or two napkins, not asking much really. but do you think that's easy. No! i reckon i kill around 3 trees each attempt. what with tearing and ripping and the need to grab a small wad to actually get anything out. why are they always packed in so tight? so come on macca's - you've upgraded everything else and keep inventing new ways for me to put on weight. so how about an easy way for me to wipe my mouth. please!